bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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