Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
it was like eating out sand paper
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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