what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
