can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
