The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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