You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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