What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
