Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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