Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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