so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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