I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Randomize
