she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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