Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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