you lied. pity sex is amazing.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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