the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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