pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
