You made me cry and you don't even care
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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