I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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