I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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