p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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