I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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