Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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