The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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