Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Be still, my beating vagina.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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