So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
