id be glad to
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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