Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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