For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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