i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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