So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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