He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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