I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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