Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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