I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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