tell your sister to shave her snatch
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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