dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I deserve this hangover.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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