Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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