Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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