okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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