Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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