Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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