You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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