so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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