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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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