she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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