I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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