I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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