Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Oh god it's open bar.
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