"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm really busy with my period
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