i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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