I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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