OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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