belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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