do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
In America we eat man semen.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
do nipples grow back?
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