I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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