I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Can't talk, ducks in the car
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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