Whod you bang
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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