sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
