nut hugger
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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