I hate your face
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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